I have this habit of coming up with some middle name for myself out of some conversation with a friend of mine. And here is some such sample conversations.
“Dude, these days I sleep very late and by the time I wake up it will be 10 in the morning!”
“Yeah, you need to work on your sleeping habit”
“Tell me this, when do you go to bed?”
“Anytime from 10:30 to 11 and I wake up by 6:30”
“How do you manage to do that?”
“You need discipline for that and Discipline is my middle name!”
“Dude, did you go to gym today?”
“Yeah, I did”
“You are so regular, I want to hit gym daily dude, but somehow I am not able to, how to do you do it?”
“Dedication, it’s my middle name and you lack that in your life”
“Dude, how do you read that novel when there are many people speaking loudly?”
“I do, its not a problem for me, I am almost done with this book”
“Don’t tell me, how do you do that?”
“Concentration is my middle name”
“Dude, it’s been a while since I have heard your new middle name, any updates off late?”
And I replied, “Yeah, f*&$ed up is my middle name now”
1 comment:
Weirdo should be ur middle name now !! :)) hahahahaha
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